this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
Fuck
I will never hear something more beautiful than this, ever, so long as I live
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
(Source: aiclan)
Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING
WHAT IS AIR
I’M CRYING
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
Oh my fucking god xD xD xD xD xD I FUCKING LOST IT
(Source: sophiealdred)
So glad he finally got a twitter…
(Source: twoboysanolddrunkandafallenangel)
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
(Source: threelivestoiled)